Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

them, do I? Well, you know what? I’m not going to have it. Someone needs to stand up to these people! Even if I have to stand up to them in only my undershorts. My bum’s itchy. I clear my throat. ‘No,’ I say, and put my hands on my hips. A cool breeze blows under my armpits. I don’t know where that’s coming from. Redhill Pool is an indoor swim centre.

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