Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

‘Wow. She got you good, Max. It was the belly flop that echoed around the world.’ I look up and see Hugo. You know those people who do really great things? They stand out from the crowd, change the world and are remembered long after they’re gone? Yeah, well those people usually have a sidekick. Hugo’s my sidekick. ‘Do you need anything, Max?’ Hugo asks. He seems to be noticing that I’m still sucking in air like I’m trying to drink it. I’m just relieved to see both of my nipples are still where they’re supposed to be.

GET ME ABBY’S BACKPACK.