Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

Time to interrupt this nonsense. I take a

breath and –

Miss Sweet holds up her finger in my direction. That finger means ‘don’t even think about it.’ I hate that finger. ‘What does this have to do with the swimming carnival on Friday?’ Miss Sweet asks Abby. I JUST THINK IT’S MORE IMPOR- I MEAN, MY MUM THINKS IT’S MORE IMPORTANT FOR ME TO SPEND MY TIME TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPIAD RATHER THAN SWIMMING IN A POOL.

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