Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

I’M YOUR TEACHER AND I’VE DECIDED THAT THE MATHS OLYMPIAD IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO SKIP THE SWIMMING CARNIVAL. I’M HAPPY TO DISCUSS THAT WITH YOUR MOTHER IF SHE WOULD LIKE.

Snap! Abby is a potato, Miss Sweet is the

cook and Abby just got mashed! ‘But –’

I think that’s my cue. I tap Abby on the

shoulder.

‘Abby?’ ‘What?’ She flicks around to face me.

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