Funny Kid Slapstick Chapter Sampler

If we don’t ask ourselves these important questions, we’ll end up doing all sorts of silly things just because someone says so.

Like a ball - pointless!

DON’T WASTE YOUR LIFE, PEOPLE! QUESTION EVERYTHING! AT THE VERY LEAST, IT’LL ANNOY THE BEANS OUT OF YOUR TEACHER AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH OF A REASON, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

Can someone just tell me WHY? I mean, what is the point? Oh, don’t look at me like that. I’m just asking the question. Don’t you ever ask yourself why we do certain things? Well … maybe you should. I’ll help you start. Why turn off the TV when you’re just going to have to turn it back on again? Why shower when you’re just going to get dirty tomorrow? Why use toilet paper when you have to wash your hands anyway?

Which brings me back to where I started:

what is the point?

You have no idea what I’m talking about,

do you?

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