Funny Kid Belly Flop chapter sampler

‘What? I meant more like a towel. Do you

need a towel?’ he says.

‘She just started something, Hugo. I need to finish it,’ I explain. That’s when I notice he’s scratching himself like crazy. ‘Do you have fleas?’ ‘I’m just itchy.’ Hugo shrugs. ‘Okay, well, quick, grab Abby’s bag and bring it over here. I’m going to remove these horrible water droplets from my skin.’ He nods and runs in the direction of the bags while I grab a towel. By the time Hugo gets back with Abby’s lunchbox I’ve hatched a plan. Chaz is focused on helping Kevin improve his diving technique and Miss Sweet is negotiating with Abby. Now’s my chance. ‘What are you going to do?’ Hugo asks, scratching his armpits. ‘Watch and learn, my itchy friend,’ I reply, opening the lunchbox. ‘Watch and learn.’

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