Funny Kid Prank Wars

I wave back at Mr Pick-A-Pickle. I should probably know his actual name, but he’s not famous, so there’s not much point bothering to learn it. I’m walking with Duck (yes, I have a pet duck) and Hugo (yes, I have a pet friend). Hugo isn’t really paying attention. He’s busy scribbling in a notebook.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HUGO?

I'M WRITING YOUR LIFE STORY.